My sincere apologies to Richard Polt for borrowing his photos of his typewriters from his blog, and then using them to concoct this absurd scenario. But, well, I couldn’t resist. His Turbo Torpedo got me thinking about his “Squad Car“, and I couldn’t help but ask, why not? What if…? So, again, I beg his forgiveness for doing this to his beloved machines.
And remember: Don’t exceed 75wpm when Smokey is around…
Streamlines DeLuxe 
Ha! No apologies necessary, I love it! Well ‘shopped.
I’m glad you enjoyed my nonsense.
Very clever!